Warrant
Morpheus636, By the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials, Suspicious Donut Sales
Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc,Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid,Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of the Danish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Enforcement Corps, Protector of the Fry Cake, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble Order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cumerbund. To the Donut Enforcer of the Cult of Theta, Chikidoodle. Greeting. Be it ordered that:
Cooper, of the Donut Club, be detained and confined to donut in order to protect the whole number of the Donut Club and Cult of Theta, as well as the donuterial wellfare and interest, on the following charges:
- Threatening to flee the Donut Club and the Cult
It is so ordered. In wittness whereof, We have hereunto set our hand and seal, witnessed ourselves on the eleventh day of the month of August in the year of our God Emperor two hundred thirty eight.
Signed, Morpheus636, by his own hand, and affixed with the great seal.