Letters Patent
Morpheus636,By the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials,
Suspicious Donut Sales Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc,Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid,Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of the Danish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Enforcement Corps, Protector of the Fry Cake, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble Order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cumerbund. With the honorary powers vested in him as honorary lord keeper of honorary titles. To the members of the Donut Club, Greeting. Know Ye, that we do declare our will and pleasure as follows.
We do constitute and declare an updated Great Seal of Donuts, consisting of a brown donut frosted in pink, covered lightly in sprinkles of pink, blue, green,white, and gold, surrounded by the words “Take Donut Or Else” and “Great Seal of Donuts” and backed by a thirty-three pointed golden seal.
And We do hereby declare that The Great Seal of Donuts, as described above, shall be used only on official Donuterial documents issued by Our direct order and in Our name.
And We do finally declare the Our Donut Enforcement Corps, and all officers thereof, shall enforce these provisions when required.
In witness whereof,we have caused our letters to be made patent having hereunto set our hand and seal,witnessed ourselves on the seventh day of the month of August in the year of our God Emperor two hundred thirty eight.
Signed, Morpheus636, by his own hand, and affixed with the great seal.