Letters Patent
Morpheus636, By the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials,
Suspicious Donut Sales Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc, Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid, Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of the Dainish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Enforcement Corps, Protector of the Fry Cake, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble Order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cumerbund. With the honorary powers vested in him as honorary lord keeper of honorary titles. To the members of the Donut Club, Greeting. Know Ye:
That we have made and created, by these, our let ers, do make Captain Bojangles, by the grace of the Suspicious Donut Sales Manager, Donut Second-In-Command of Suspicious Donut Sales, Inc., and Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble order of the Golden Sprinkle, a Privy Counselor to the Suspicious Donut Sales Manager. Thus, his new title and style shal be henceforth: His Eminence, Captain Bojangles, by the grace of the Suspicious Donut Sales Manager, Donut Second-In-Command of Suspicious Donut Sales, Inc., Privy Counselor to the Suspicious Donut Sales Manager, and Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble order of the Golden Sprinkle
In witness whereof, we have caused our letters to be made patent having hereunto set our hand and seal, witnessed ourselves on the 4th day of the month of August in the year of our God Emperor two hundred thrirty eight.
Signed, Morpheus636, by his own hand, and affixed with the great seal.