Donuterial Order
Morpheus636, By the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials,
Suspicious Donut Sales Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc, Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid, Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of the Dainish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Enforcement Corps, Protector of the Fry Cake, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble Order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cumerbund. With the honorary powers vested in him as honorary lord keeper of honorary titles. To the members of the Donut Club, We command you:
Whereas, We are power hungry.
Whereas,Bojangles came up with the idea.
Whereas,We felt like it.
Therefore, on the advice and consent of His Eminence, Captain Bojangles, by the grace of The Suspicious Donut Sales Manager, Donut Second-in-Command of Suspicious Donut Sales, inc., and Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble order of the Golden Sprinkle, We do hereby demote Apol o_Gram to be Sir Apol o, Junior Master Suspicios Donut Salesman and Knight of the Most Noble order of the Dark-Colored Cummerbund.
At the same time, reposing special trust and confidence in his (lack of) integrity, prudence, and ability, We designate i is duck to the position of Donut Apprentice, and We do authorize him to execute and fufil the duties of that of ice with al the powers and privil eges, and subject to the conditions perscribed.
Finally, We hold in abeyance the remaining power to be distributed to ourself at a time to be determined in the future.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and seal on the 15th day of the month of July in the year of our God Emperor two hundred thrirty eight.
Signed, Morpheus636, by his own hand, and affixed with the great seal.