Donuterial Order
Morpheus636, By the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials,
Suspicious Donut Sales Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc, Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid, Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of the Dainish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Enforcement Corps, Protector of the Fry Cake, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble Order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cumerbund. With the honorary powers vested in him as honorary lord keeper of honorary titles. To the members of the Donut Club, We command you:
Whereas, HurtinU114 has dedicated much of their life to the service of the donut.
Whereas,We felt like it.
Therefore, We dub thee, HurtiU114, by the grace of the Suspicious Donut Sales Manager, Donut Enforcer Emeritus and Knight of the Most Honorable Order of the Maple Bar, And by af ixing our signature and seal, wee do autorize you to execute and fufil the duties of those of ices, with al the powers and privileges, and subject to the conditions prescribed.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and seal on the 21st day of the month of June, in the year of our God Emperor two hundred thirty eight.
Signed, Morpheus636, by his own hand, and affixed with the great seal.