Morpheus636, by the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials,
Suspicious Donut Sales Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc, Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid, Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of The Danish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Donut Enforcement Corps, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cummberbund. By the grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials and by the powers vested in him as Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles. To the members of the Donut Club, We command you:
Whereas, Our titles preceding our name are not nearly long enough.
Whereas, We have not issued any donuterial orders in a while.
Whereas, Bureaucracy is fun.
Whereas, We felt like it.
His Donuterial Grace, Morpheus636 shall now be dubbed Morpheus636, By the Grace of the God Emperor of Tutorials, Suspicious Donut Sales Manager of Suspicious Donut Sales Inc, Moderator of the Cult of Theta, Duke of Donut Land, Earl of Kool Aid, Baron of Bear Claw, Lord Commissioner of Welcoming, Gentleman Usher of the Dainish, Honorary Lord Keeper of Honorary Titles, Supreme Commander of the God Emperor’s Enforcement Corps, Protector of the Fry Cake, Priest of the Most Ancient and the Most Noble Order of the Golden Sprinkle, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Dark-Colored Cumberbund
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and seal on the 11th day of the month of June, in the year of our God Emperor two hundred thirty eight. It is so ordered.
Signed, Morpheus636, by his own hand, and affixed with the great seal.